Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Funny jokes

[27/05 6:46 pm] ‪+91 98783 38051‬: ये इश्क का खेल ही कुछ ऐसा है.... यारो.... कि...
    दिमाग कहता है मारा जायेगा....
           लेकिन दिल कहता है देखा जाएगा.....
[27/05 6:46 pm] ‪+91 98783 38051‬: भाड़ में गए अच्छे दिन❗

😥😓  यह बताओ,
ठन्डे दिन कब आएंगे❓😇😬😜
[27/05 6:46 pm] ‪+91 98783 38051‬: All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄

🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋

🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

🔴A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝

🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Couldn't stop sharing this one...

🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !

🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)

🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home the chef knows how to cook.

🔴Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Please do share all to all disturbed husbands and also those  going to be married😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
[27/05 6:46 pm] ‪+91 98783 38051‬: अगर आप अब भी यही सोच रहे हैं कि '
फॉग' चल रहा है तो
टीवी छोड़...बाहर निकल के देखें...👀
लू चल रही अब तो 🌞🌞🌞

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