Sunday, 8 May 2016

Boss vs Employee Very funny

Universal thoughts before picking phone when boss
calls :
Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ?
Gaand le rakhi hai isne ?
Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ?
Kal se le rakhi hai isne ?
Iss behenchod ko ghar par koi kaam nahi hai kya ?
Jab bhi daaru piyo iski maa to chudni hi hai ?
Issey chutti ke din bhi mrwani hoti h?
After picking phone :
"Haanji sir" !!...

Teacher vs Girl Non veg joke

Maths Ki Teacher- 1 Me 2 Daalo ToKya Hoga?
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Ladki- Medam Ye To AAP Ki Capecity Hai Humari To Ek Me JaanNikal Jati Hai?.

K's

Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala

Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye.
Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyunkiya?:'(
Police-Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera "jhaata" bhi nahi ukhad saka.

Girlfriend Boyfriend "May I kiss u..."

faaltu.in


Boy : may I kiss u....??
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Girl : No
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Boy again : May I kiss u.......??
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Girl : No..
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Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE,MAY I KISS U.....??
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Girl : Kutte, kaminey ...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo
permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta
kya....??

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