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Non veg dirty jokes for girlfriend

Girlfriend - tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy - dabuanga...chaatunga..chusunga...uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend - toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao
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1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir - beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student - bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai
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Call girl ke b'day par saheli ne sms kia - -
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse...tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse...
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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata h
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Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha to arz kia...ghaagre ke niche se paani laal aata h...wah wah...kya meri begum ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h... 
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Boy - mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana...
Girl black pehan ke aayi...
Boy - tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h
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Heights of tv ad - ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h - gopal button wale...appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale
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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se - tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi - haan
Shohar - bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi - toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?
_______________________________________________________3 ladkian class mein baat kar rahi thi - 
Sanam : Maine sir ki table par condom dekha
Salma - maine usmein ched kar dia h
Shazia - marwaa dia kutti saali
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Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi - oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
Husband - nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki h
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Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki - 5000
Ladka - sach bataao
Ladki - rozi pe baithi hun...jooth nai bolungi
_______________________________________________________Guptaji toh shopkeeper - koi aisi scheme nikaalo ki 500RS ki shopping pe sex free
Shopkeeper - lo AAP ko pata hi nai, yeh scheme toh last month thi aur bhabhiji ne iska 8 baar labh uthaaya
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Baba sexidas ek din gareeb logon ke upar apne vichaar prakat kar rahe they - gareeb aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hoti h...pant kharidta h toh joote fatt jaate..joote kharidta h toh shirt fat jaati h...sab kuch ek saath kharidta h toh gaand fat jaati h..
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Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty utar raha tha..
Wife - ae ji kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi - kapda acha h...90meter ka toh hoga?
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Grandson - dadaji aapke daant h par dadiji ke kyun nai?
Dada - beta Maine doodh bot peeya h aur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h
_______________________________________________________Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanak neend mein rone laga...mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
Santa's wife - chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao
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Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

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