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Ek din boss apne office time se pehle pohonch gaya, wahan pohonch kar
usne dekha ki manager secretary ko kiss kar raha hai..
Boss(ghusse mein) = Kya main tumko ye sab karne ke liye salary deta hun..?
Manager = Nahin sir, Ye sab to main free of cost karta hun….
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege“..
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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.
Maa Boli = “Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!”
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Girl = Ab bas bhi kro raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5:30 baj chuke hai,
thake nahin..?
Boy = Abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiya ab to din raat karunga.
Kyunki mere 3000 msg jo free hai….
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Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se – tere pas h kya aisa wala?
Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala
boht milega
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SIX ya SEX:
Utha k Maro to SIX
Leta k Maro to SEX
Bahar Gaya to SIX
Ander Gaya to SEX
Dono Hath Upar to SIX
Dono Pair Upar to SEX
Enjoy ‘IPL’ with ‘ I-pill.
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Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:
‘Dheere-Dheere’ Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai”
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Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..
Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..
Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..
Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut
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A very Clean Poem::
Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;
Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;
Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka..
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Item Reviewed: hindi comedy sms Description: Rating: 5 Reviewed By: Niharika Singh
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