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1.Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?“.....................................................................................................................................................................2.Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diyaPillon ne pucha papa kahan haikutiya boli chup raho kaminopapa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain.......................................................................................................................................................................3.Boy- I want to sex with uGirl- Tamij se baat karoBoy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek bandaap mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai…......................................................................................................................................................................4.Ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi haitab hizda bolta hai manager seye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai.....................................................................................................................................................................5.Santa comes bleeding.Banta: What happened?Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!.....................................................................................................................................................................6.ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le…......................................................................................................................................................................7.Lady-Dr.merepati mujhse Romance nahikarte..Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romancekiya..Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob jorse romance kiya..Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dalke pila di..3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maaka haal poocha tho beta bola-Maa mar gayi,Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,Kaam wali bhag gayi,Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape casethok diya hai,Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai,Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommyke pichhe bhag rahe hain……….....................................................................................................................................................................8.Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha thaUska lund bahut bada tha,Ek aurat ne dekha to boliHamara desh tarakki kaise karegaSaare kaam ke admi to pagal hai….......................................................................................................................................................................9.Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,Principal entered in class an asked angrily:Kis ka period chal raha hai?4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara.....................................................................................................................................................................10.Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.Boy Friend: That’s Good,Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge….......................................................................................................................................................................11.Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo......................................................................................................................................................................12.Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chalarahe ho”Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“.....................................................................................................................................................................13.Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi se poochha: “Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?”Wife: “Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabne saari saari raat jaagaye rakha…”.....................................................................................................................................................................14.Badi hasrat thi dil ki,Kholein unki salwaar ka nara,Sanam ki berukhi to dekho ki,Nange hi chale aaye…….....................................................................................................................................................................15.What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?In both cases boy thinks, “Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota”.....................................................................................................................................................................16.Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada”Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“.....................................................................................................................................................................17.Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha thaLadki boli: “Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left”Pathan: “Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai“.....................................................................................................................................................................18.Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai…….....................................................................................................................................................................19.SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte haiSardar: Tuje kaise pata?WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta thaSardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha????.....................................................................................................................................................................20.A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time.After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that?Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai, pagli……”.....................................................................................................................................................................

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