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Jis chehre Ko dekh haste the
hum,
Aaj ussi ne Rula diya,
Usne To kabhi phone kiya nahi,
Humne kiya To caller tune me kaha...
'TUJHE BHULAA DIYA'
$$

Fursat Mile To Yaad Kijiyega, Hamari V Kami Ka Ehsaas Kijiyega,
Hame To aadat hai Aapko Yaad Karne ki,Agar Disturb Kiya Ho To Maaf Kijiyega.

YOU
ARE
THE
BEST,
HONEST ,
SWEETEST
&
MOST
INTELLIGENT PERSON

NOTE:
Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpanik hai
Iska vastavikta se koi sambandh nahi hai...

Ek Bar K.B.C. Me Amitabh Bacchan Ne Mujhse Puchha
Duniya Ka Sabse Bara Paagal Kaun Hai,Maine 1 Crore Chhod Diya,
Par Dosti Ki Khatir Tumhara Naam Na Liya..:p

Life Icecream Ki Tarah Hai,
Taste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai
Waste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai

IsLiye Lyf Ko Taste Karo, Waste To Ho hi Rhi Hai.:

Sardar-
shirt ke liye koi badhiya kapda dikaho?
Salesman-
plain me dikha du?
Sardar-abe!hawaai jahaaj me jaane ki kya zarurat hai yehi par dikha do.

Dedicated to All grls- ladko  ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge.. Low waist jeans to sambhlte nhi..
  Hamara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalenge ?

Special shayri 4 grls: Hoth se hoth mila kar to dekho, naye logo se rishta bana kar to dekho.
Chucchi bra me chupane se kya fayda,kisi k hatho me inhe
thama kar to dekho. Ungli karne se kab tak hongi tumhari
khushiyan puri, EK bar lund aazma kar to dekho. Aasma bhi niche
utar aayega tmhari chut dekhne, ek
Kabhi Raat Me Tare Gin Kar Dekho
Jitne aap Gin paoge utna aap Mujhe Yaad karte ho
AUR
Jitne baki reh jayenge utna Hum aapko YAD Karte Hai.

Kisi khush nasib ki "takdir ho aap"..,
khwabo se saji "tasveer ho aap"..,
aur kya kahe aapki shaan me hamare hatho me Dosti ki ek "pyari si Lakir" ho Aap.

Kuch pal jhel lo shayd hm fir na mile,
yad kr lo shayd fir waqt n mile,
chale jynge zindgi se itni door k
Haqikat to kya shayd
fir spne m b na Mile.

g se assignment churaye,
Koi cafe mein ake humara lunch kha
jaye,
Har Naagin ke paas jaise nagina hota
hai,
Waise Har ek friend KAMEENA hota
hai.:)

Kavi Suhagraat pe-
Jee karta hai, Tere baalo ko Sahlaau,
Teri bindiya pe Sadke Jaau,
Tere Jhumke se Jhool Jaau.

Wife-
"Chod loge?
Ya Kisi Aur Ko Bulaau.?

Larkiyo ki jb shadi hoti h to unki saheliya kya khti h

1980-Ghabrana mt
wo jo kare,karne dena.
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2011-jor se chilana taaki use lage k seal usne todi.

Tcher: Ladki or Ladke me kia faraq ha?
Chintu: Larki 1 saal me 1 he bache ki Ma bn skti ha jb k Larka 1 saal me 365 bacho ka Baap bn skta h

Kuch pal jhel lo shayd hm fir na mile,

yad kr lo shayd fir waqt n mile,

chale jynge zindgi se itni door k

Haqikat to kya shayd
fir spne m b na Mile.

TIPS kese SAVE kre 10PAISA/YEAR
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ISME BHI INTERESTED HO?

KASAM SE YAAR..HADH HOTI H. KAHA LE JAOGE ITNA PAISA?:D

BILL GATES Says
"I am Not a University TOPER,
But Today ALL UniversitY ToperS are MY EmployeS"

Bas Yahi LINE MUJHE Collage me TOP Karne se ROK Deti he.

Apne rp pr itna ghuroor na kr.

Ye sb 2 din ki "HASTI" hai.

Tere roop me bhi tab tak masti hai.

jab tak

FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.

Zakhm dene ka andaaz kuch aisa hai,
Zakhm dekar puchte hain haal kaisa hai,
Kisi ek se gila kya karna  yaaro,
Sari duniya ka mizaaj ek jaisa hai.

Arz karte h...

Kbhi Tum gor se dekho Aaina,
Wah wah!!

Kbhi Tm gor se dekho Aaina,
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Khud hi hans kr kahoge-
MADE IN "CHINA"
Wah Wah... ;-):-P

1larki shop per toota lene
gai
Nasir bhai ne toota
dekhaya.
Larki:Is ki khas baat kiya
h? Nasir bhai:Toota bolta h.
Larki.Toote se:Mey kesi
lagti ho?
Toota:
"Bhen ki lodi randi lagti
hai"

Do u remembr ur cute bachpan?
Wen u went 2 toy shop n askd d shopkeepr
"antal antal ye monkey titne ta h?"
Shopkeepr rplyd
"Beta ye monkey nai mirror h!" :

Cute warning:-)

Dont try to understand a person completely...
If u do...
.

U either go mad...
.

Or
.

You Will start loving that person... ;-)


Fruits me baat chal rahi thi..
Santra-mai ball k jaisa lagta hu.
Akhrot-mai to brain k jaisa
Mushroom-mai to umbrella k jaisa
Kela-Plz Topic change karo.

Naye rishte milte hai to log purano ko aksar bhul jate hain,
Magar yeh mat bhulna, jab naye log dil tod jate hain to purane hi yaad aate hain..


Dil me Deep Jalane se Kya fayda ?
rakh me aag Lagne se kya fayda?

Ek Dost ko aati nahi yaad bhi hamari

Jabardasti yaad Dilanese kya Fayda.

Teri pyari si dosti kese bhul jaun,
Pal-pal tumhari yadon me kyon na aaun,
A-dost teri dosti sbse pyari h
Phir tumhe apni yaad kyon na dilaun..

Roshni de kar doob jana suraj se seekho, dil dekar dard lena humse sikho. Bedardi se dil tod dete ho,
SMS na bhejna khud se seekho.good morning

Mohabbatein in STUDENT STYLE
1 ladki thi deewani si,
1 subject pe wo marti thi,
books utha kar chasma lagakar Library se guzarti thi,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko jane kisse darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujse, mujse poocha karti thi,
PASS kaise hote hai yaar ye PASS kaise hote hai,
aur main bas itna kehpata tha,
KITABE KHULI HO YA HO BAND PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI KAISE KAHU MAIN O YAARA YE 'PASS' AISE HI HOTE HAI.!"...
.tu ru ru ru ru tu ru tu..:-


Har khushi ko teri Taraf mod du
,Tere liye chand tare tod Du,
Khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol  du
,Tu ek bar muskura ke to dikha,Tere saare daat tod du..?


What is a  Mobile??
?
?
?

R u luking for ans?

Ye hath me kya samosa Pakda hai?

My GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai!!
Arey,Ye hi mobile hota hi.

1 Truck dusre Truck ko Rassi se bandh kar le ja raha tha.
Ye dekh Sardar Hass-2 kar Lotpot ho gaya aur kahne laga-1
Rassi ko le jane k liye 2-2 Truck.

1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye river me kud gai.
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1st damad ne bacha lia, Saas ne use Maruti di.
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2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bacha lia, to use bike mili.
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3rd day fir kudi
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3rd damad ne socha
.
"cycle hi reh gai h, kya faayda?"
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Aur saas doob gai.
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Agle din us damad ko mercedes mili!
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Kaise???
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Sasur ne di..!

Funny non veg sms, cool sms, dirty sms, Adult 18+ sms

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