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Double meaning sunny leone jokes

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible... ........

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2 babies blanket me lete hue the

1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.

2nd baby : mujhe ni pata

1st baby : acha ruko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hu...

Thodi der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon

2nd baby : tumhe kaise pata chala

1st baby : kyuki, Tumhari socks"pink"hai or meri "blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...

Har joke non veg nahi hota.

Kitni der se bol raha hu k gande joke or mere numbar se....

kabhi nahi ho sakta

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