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Best jokes on Maggi Bann

13) If maggi is in a race it will always win. Why?

Coz it has the LEAD

14) Dekh Bhai – Do minute me banane wali Maggi, hsme 30 saal se bana rahi thi

15) Sadly, someone sued Amitabh Bachchan for endorsing Maggi…..instead of suing him for having a son like Abhishek Bachchan

16) According to some journalists Maggi and Modi both are dangerous for India.

Why? Coz both start with M and end with i

17) Why this Gujarati woman “maggi ban” is trending for last couple of hours!

18) Only thing which my wife can cook is “Maggi”. Now, I will die of starving.

#MaggiBanned

19) Ban on Maggi ?Are u serious?

So now you mean Rohit Sharma will hav to stay more than 2 mins on pitch ??

20) Status changed from ‘I know cooking’ to ‘I used to know cooking’

21) 1) Govt of India & Maggi:
For Govt.of India
मैगी की जाँच पूरी हो जाये तो कृपया
एक बार सभी सरकारी स्कूलों के मध्यान
भोजन की भी जाँच करा लीजियेगा ।
गरीबों के बच्चे भी तो बच्चे ही है न ?

22) a) Maggie band hone per.
sabse jayda pareshani.
un ladkiyo ko ho gi jo apne .
bio data me likh rakha hai.
.
.
‘i like cooking

23) Girl: Kya kar sakte ho mere liye?
Boy: Maggi kha skta hun.
Girl: itna pyar karte ho mujhse

24) Interviewer: So what happened after you ate Maggi for 25 years?

Man: I became a leader

 

25)  Best way to nullify the effect of Lead in Maggi is to eat it with Coke / Pepsi containing pesticides.

26) Now i should call my curly friends by their names! Maggi banned :p

27) Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:

Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge…..??

Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

Intrviwer: Why….??

Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..

Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye….??

Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.

Intrvwer: Why….??

Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega…??

28)  India will tolerate differences over Religion, Caste, Money, Politics, even Cricket but say 1 word against Maggi and we will destroy you!!!

29) To all the men who say they can cook, don’t lose heart! There’s still ‘boiled egg’ left in your culinary resume

30) If Maggi gets banned, what example will professors use in B Schools for misleading Advertisement?

May be from now onwards , you cannot enjoy maggi , but surely the above jokes on them !!

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