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Non-veg Whatsapp Jokes

The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni
khushi dhoondhna".

Watching Porn.

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What do you call a situation when  two people are
thinking of sex and rest of the people are
thinking about food?

Wedding

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The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is
like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" -
nothing more than a ritual!

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A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups
and little support!

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A woman without curves is like a Jeans without
pockets;
You don't know where to put your hands!

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Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who
spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting.
Always respect her by staring at it!

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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's
in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then
I am not interested!

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World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to
her boyfriend:
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...
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Achha Baba... Karlo!

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What's the difference between movies having
Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine

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Which is most difficult sport in the world to
watch?
Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time
and you don't know which one to watch!

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Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze
propose kar diya?
Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya
hai, Pagli!

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What is 'Masturbation'.
That 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is
working....... !
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